DISQUS

A Day In The Life Of An Ambulance Driver: All It Needs…

  • Epijunky · 1 year ago
    Uhm....< />< />I know they say you can never have too much cowbell, but... < />< />Yeah.< />< />I've got nothin'.
  • Epijunky · 1 year ago
    Uhm....< />< />I know they say you can never have too much cowbell, but... < />< />Yeah.< />< />I've got nothin'.
  • keepbreathing · 1 year ago
    Oh. My. God.< />< />I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or ingest huge quantities of ipecac...but that might be the funniest damn thing I have seen all day.
  • keepbreathing · 1 year ago
    Oh. My. God.< />< />I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or ingest huge quantities of ipecac...but that might be the funniest damn thing I have seen all day.
  • Nikki · 1 year ago
    ...[sob]
  • Nikki · 1 year ago
    ...[sob]
  • Used*to*be*me · 1 year ago
    Wipes tears. I love you man
  • Used*to*be*me · 1 year ago
    Wipes tears. I love you man
  • Eagle · 1 year ago
    That really needs a 5-second innocuous beginning added to it so that it can be used "rickroll" style to horrify your friends...
  • Eagle · 1 year ago
    That really needs a 5-second innocuous beginning added to it so that it can be used "rickroll" style to horrify your friends...
  • aepilot_jim · 1 year ago
    That is wrong on soooo many levels.
  • aepilot_jim · 1 year ago
    That is wrong on soooo many levels.
  • Julie · 1 year ago
    oh< />< />< />< />< />my< />< />< />< />< />< />< />hell.< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />No more words
  • Julie · 1 year ago
    oh< />< />< />< />< />my< />< />< />< />< />< />< />hell.< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />No more words
  • AnneBethMN · 1 year ago
    O M G - I think I dated this guy - I'm scared, really scared...
  • AnneBethMN · 1 year ago
    O M G - I think I dated this guy - I'm scared, really scared...
  • Hootie Mac · 1 year ago
    Is that Sumdood's brother from another mother? Seriously, the Pimpmasta General?
  • Hootie Mac · 1 year ago
    Is that Sumdood's brother from another mother? Seriously, the Pimpmasta General?
  • Burfica · 1 year ago
    OMG that is so wrong in so many ways. And I think he has bigger boobs than me. How sad is that???
  • Burfica · 1 year ago
    OMG that is so wrong in so many ways. And I think he has bigger boobs than me. How sad is that???
  • Snigglefrits · 1 year ago
    AD,thanks so much. I'm going to need to put up a tip jar and collect money for my kid's therapy. She walked in just as he got to the part where he was slappin' his own ass and is claiming to be scarred for life.
  • Snigglefrits · 1 year ago
    AD,thanks so much. I'm going to need to put up a tip jar and collect money for my kid's therapy. She walked in just as he got to the part where he was slappin' his own ass and is claiming to be scarred for life.
  • Peter · 1 year ago
    AAAAARGH! My eyes!< />< />I'll be sending you the bill for eyeball reconstitution therapy . . .
  • Peter · 1 year ago
    AAAAARGH! My eyes!< />< />I'll be sending you the bill for eyeball reconstitution therapy . . .
  • .::~P~::. · 1 year ago
    sooo I've just stumbled upon your blog...< />< />and it's great :D< />< />you've got yourself a new daily reader
  • .::~P~::. · 1 year ago
    sooo I've just stumbled upon your blog...< />< />and it's great :D< />< />you've got yourself a new daily reader
  • Jami · 1 year ago
    why would you DO this to us?!
  • Jami · 1 year ago
    why would you DO this to us?!
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    Mind bleach please. Need an extra large order of mind bleach.....
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    Mind bleach please. Need an extra large order of mind bleach.....
  • Derek Elwell · 1 year ago
    No words.
  • Derek Elwell · 1 year ago
    No words.
  • Crucis · 1 year ago
    ROWLFFF!!!< />< />Yech,,,,
  • Crucis · 1 year ago
    ROWLFFF!!!< />< />Yech,,,,
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    ummmm yeah... there's no words
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    ummmm yeah... there's no words
  • MaddMedic · 1 year ago
    Errrrr...< />Ummmm...< />EEEwwwww...< />Words fail me...< />That boy ain't right!!!
  • MaddMedic · 1 year ago
    Errrrr...< />Ummmm...< />EEEwwwww...< />Words fail me...< />That boy ain't right!!!
  • kelly · 1 year ago
    i can't believe i watched the whole thing. but i did.
  • kelly · 1 year ago
    i can't believe i watched the whole thing. but i did.
  • lucy · 1 year ago
    OH MY GOD...It was like a car wreck! I didn't want to watch it...I really didn't. But I couldn't make myself stop....help me someone please help me!
  • lucy · 1 year ago
    OH MY GOD...It was like a car wreck! I didn't want to watch it...I really didn't. But I couldn't make myself stop....help me someone please help me!
  • Jane · 1 year ago
    jesus. lmao. I hadda delurk for this. :) You're sick, AD. :D
  • Jane · 1 year ago
    jesus. lmao. I hadda delurk for this. :) You're sick, AD. :D
  • shrtstormtrooper · 1 year ago
    my eyes burn!
  • shrtstormtrooper · 1 year ago
    my eyes burn!
  • tgtsmom · 1 year ago
    O M G !!!! Some people have NO sence of shame! As a fellow fat person, I at least know what to hide. < />< />Pass that mind bleach my way, please.
  • tgtsmom · 1 year ago
    O M G !!!! Some people have NO sence of shame! As a fellow fat person, I at least know what to hide. < />< />Pass that mind bleach my way, please.
  • Carteach0 · 1 year ago
    OUCH OUCH OUCH< />< />MY BRAIN!< />< />MY EYES!< />< />AARRGG!
  • Carteach0 · 1 year ago
    OUCH OUCH OUCH< />< />MY BRAIN!< />< />MY EYES!< />< />AARRGG!
  • Phoebe · 1 year ago
    I'll bet these ladies were beating on his door after watching that:< />http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i222/havoklue77/disgusting.jpg
  • Phoebe · 1 year ago
    I'll bet these ladies were beating on his door after watching that:< />http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i222/havoklue77/disgusting.jpg
  • Phoebe · 1 year ago
    OK the link now doesn't work. I give up on trying to comment!
  • Phoebe · 1 year ago
    OK the link now doesn't work. I give up on trying to comment!
  • Kat · 1 year ago
    ACK!!! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH *NOW!*< />< />*poking out mind's eye with sharp pointy stick*
  • Kat · 1 year ago
    ACK!!! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH *NOW!*< />< />*poking out mind's eye with sharp pointy stick*
  • a different kat · 1 year ago
    Heavenly Lord! Am I amazed at his lack of shame or his overabundance of self-esteem?< />< />Must look for rainbows and unicorns now.
  • a different kat · 1 year ago
    Heavenly Lord! Am I amazed at his lack of shame or his overabundance of self-esteem?< />< />Must look for rainbows and unicorns now.
  • philthemedic · 1 year ago
    I *was* going to tell you about how I saw a random person reading your book today, but now... my brain must self-destruct to protect myself.
  • philthemedic · 1 year ago
    I *was* going to tell you about how I saw a random person reading your book today, but now... my brain must self-destruct to protect myself.
  • Bernice · 1 year ago
    I think I may have to retract my nomination for that little blog award for the damages that have been imposed upon my poor, poor mind.< />< />Come on over and check it out. ;)
  • Bernice · 1 year ago
    I think I may have to retract my nomination for that little blog award for the damages that have been imposed upon my poor, poor mind.< />< />Come on over and check it out. ;)
  • MiniKat · 1 year ago
    **blink**< />< />Umm, he hasn't figured out that too many real milks shakes do nasty things to one's body, has he?< />< />On a related note, his "choreography" looked sorted like the male gnome's dance in World of Warcraft.
  • MiniKat · 1 year ago
    **blink**< />< />Umm, he hasn't figured out that too many real milks shakes do nasty things to one's body, has he?< />< />On a related note, his "choreography" looked sorted like the male gnome's dance in World of Warcraft.
  • Amanda in AK · 1 year ago
    Aversion therapy works - I wanted a DQ Mocha Moo Latte - now I don't want one - ever.
  • Amanda in AK · 1 year ago
    Aversion therapy works - I wanted a DQ Mocha Moo Latte - now I don't want one - ever.
  • Harriet · 1 year ago
    My Brain HurtZ!!!< />Cowbell doesn't help when there's a bovine in the video. With bigger boobs than mine, too, dammit. I think this is one for the FUPA hunter's guidebook. < />So glad I couldn't see that at work...wish I hadn't just had dinner...
  • Harriet · 1 year ago
    My Brain HurtZ!!!< />Cowbell doesn't help when there's a bovine in the video. With bigger boobs than mine, too, dammit. I think this is one for the FUPA hunter's guidebook. < />So glad I couldn't see that at work...wish I hadn't just had dinner...
  • Julie · 1 year ago
    that's bad, seriously B A D ... not sure whether to laugh or cry ....
  • Julie · 1 year ago
    that's bad, seriously B A D ... not sure whether to laugh or cry ....
  • wrm · 1 year ago
    AD, you look a lot better since you lost that weight and grew the goatee, hey :-)
  • wrm · 1 year ago
    AD, you look a lot better since you lost that weight and grew the goatee, hey :-)
  • Ross · 1 year ago
    I lasted 1:07... at the second attempt. First one I lasted 31 seconds. < />< />Um... I have no words for this. < />< />I'm off to go purchase a LARGE quantity of mental floss.< />< />< />OMG, even the word verification is strange today... Obacel? Is that what the Obama Youth will be organized into, Obacels?
  • Ross · 1 year ago
    I lasted 1:07... at the second attempt. First one I lasted 31 seconds. < />< />Um... I have no words for this. < />< />I'm off to go purchase a LARGE quantity of mental floss.< />< />< />OMG, even the word verification is strange today... Obacel? Is that what the Obama Youth will be organized into, Obacels?
  • Adney · 1 year ago
    There are no words to describe it. < />< />When I got up, it was looking like today was gonna be the first nausea-free day of my pregnancy. Then I saw the video. < />< />Thanks for helping me keep the streak alive. < />< />**evil eye**
  • Adney · 1 year ago
    There are no words to describe it. < />< />When I got up, it was looking like today was gonna be the first nausea-free day of my pregnancy. Then I saw the video. < />< />Thanks for helping me keep the streak alive. < />< />**evil eye**
  • Evil Transport Lady · 1 year ago
    I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< /> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
  • Evil Transport Lady · 1 year ago
    I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< />< />I WILL NOT CLICK START< /> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    Now I know why I never wondered what Eric Cartman would look like nude. *gack*
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    Now I know why I never wondered what Eric Cartman would look like nude. *gack*
  • IceFire · 1 year ago
    That is just WAY too disturbing...Going to have to go gouge my eyes out with a spoon, now.....
  • IceFire · 1 year ago
    That is just WAY too disturbing...Going to have to go gouge my eyes out with a spoon, now.....
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    Thanks heaps, AD. I'll send you th ebill for a new monitor. Mine just exploded.
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    Thanks heaps, AD. I'll send you th ebill for a new monitor. Mine just exploded.
  • OrangeNeckInNY · 1 year ago
    I lasted 5 seconds. Omigawd!!! How horrid. On top of all that cellulite, he's got dicky-do disease. Ewww...< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />It's the disease where his belly sticks out further than his dicky-do.
  • OrangeNeckInNY · 1 year ago
    I lasted 5 seconds. Omigawd!!! How horrid. On top of all that cellulite, he's got dicky-do disease. Ewww...< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />< />It's the disease where his belly sticks out further than his dicky-do.
  • Farmgirl · 1 year ago
    You are a sick, sick puppy. < />< />Thanks so much, now that will be stuck in my head all day.
  • Farmgirl · 1 year ago
    You are a sick, sick puppy. < />< />Thanks so much, now that will be stuck in my head all day.
  • Heather · 1 year ago
    OMG! Please be sure to post a "Surgeon's General Warning!" next time! "Watching this will make you wanna puke!" ............ < />< />< />WHOLLY SMOKES! Mind bleach, spoons.. I don't care... thank god its over!
  • Heather · 1 year ago
    OMG! Please be sure to post a "Surgeon's General Warning!" next time! "Watching this will make you wanna puke!" ............ < />< />< />WHOLLY SMOKES! Mind bleach, spoons.. I don't care... thank god its over!
  • Pink · 1 year ago
    Wow, that's some FUPA.
  • Pink · 1 year ago
    Wow, that's some FUPA.
  • MedicMatthew · 1 year ago
    That ain't no milkshake, AD. Only Jello got that kind of jiggle.
  • MedicMatthew · 1 year ago
    That ain't no milkshake, AD. Only Jello got that kind of jiggle.
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    I wonder if his thighs are chafed after all of "that..."
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    I wonder if his thighs are chafed after all of "that..."
  • Sumdood · 1 year ago
    evil???
  • Sumdood · 1 year ago
    evil???
  • chuckr44 · 1 year ago
    < />< />You beat me to it, Peter.
  • chuckr44 · 1 year ago
    < />< />You beat me to it, Peter.
  • Christina LMT · 1 year ago
    I'm sorry, I couldn't finish watching...kept worrying too much about gravity's effect on his underoos. I have no desire to see him totally exposed. Gotta give him props for (obviously) not giving a flying fuck what other people think. (I was gonna write, "He has big balls for...", but was worried it might be misconstrued!)< />< />How apropos: Word verification: humpa
  • Christina LMT · 1 year ago
    I'm sorry, I couldn't finish watching...kept worrying too much about gravity's effect on his underoos. I have no desire to see him totally exposed. Gotta give him props for (obviously) not giving a flying fuck what other people think. (I was gonna write, "He has big balls for...", but was worried it might be misconstrued!)< />< />How apropos: Word verification: humpa
  • Christina LMT · 1 year ago
    I just made my 17-year-old daughter watch this. Her comment was, "Why do guys get to run around without shirts, anyway?! His breast is bigger than my head."< />< />And I must add: this is probably the most exercise he's gotten all year.
  • Christina LMT · 1 year ago
    I just made my 17-year-old daughter watch this. Her comment was, "Why do guys get to run around without shirts, anyway?! His breast is bigger than my head."< />< />And I must add: this is probably the most exercise he's gotten all year.
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    Wot's dicky-do disease, orangeneck?
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    Wot's dicky-do disease, orangeneck?
  • Mrs. Who · 1 year ago
    Eye bleach...where's the friggin' eye-bleach. And brain-bleach.< />< />I'm suing your a$$, AD. Pain and suffering.
  • Mrs. Who · 1 year ago
    Eye bleach...where's the friggin' eye-bleach. And brain-bleach.< />< />I'm suing your a$$, AD. Pain and suffering.
  • sallysue · 1 year ago
    oh my eyes!!!!! make it stop!!< />< />looks like a future patient< />< />a few more milk shakes and < />this boy will < />be coming to an ED near you< />< />or maybe you'll get to carry him in< />< />oh boy
  • sallysue · 1 year ago
    oh my eyes!!!!! make it stop!!< />< />looks like a future patient< />< />a few more milk shakes and < />this boy will < />be coming to an ED near you< />< />or maybe you'll get to carry him in< />< />oh boy
  • thinblueline · 1 year ago
    please god delete it... or kill it.. do some thing with it other than let it make my eyes bleed...
  • thinblueline · 1 year ago
    please god delete it... or kill it.. do some thing with it other than let it make my eyes bleed...
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    yeah,< />< />< />< />do they make orbital bleach....< />< />< />< />What about neurological disinfectant....< />< />< />thats gonna stick with me for a while....< />< />Wrong, in so many ways.
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    yeah,< />< />< />< />do they make orbital bleach....< />< />< />< />What about neurological disinfectant....< />< />< />thats gonna stick with me for a while....< />< />Wrong, in so many ways.
  • J.R.Shirley · 1 year ago
    This is the most horrible thing I have even seen. I'll take the exploded craniums any day (and while I'm a stone killer, I don't like putting that stuff in my head without a good reason). I couldn't get it stopped fast enough.
  • J.R.Shirley · 1 year ago
    This is the most horrible thing I have even seen. I'll take the exploded craniums any day (and while I'm a stone killer, I don't like putting that stuff in my head without a good reason). I couldn't get it stopped fast enough.
  • paul smith · 1 year ago
    amazing to not see an arc of projectile vomit from behind the the camera .....what self control by the cinematographer
  • paul smith · 1 year ago
    amazing to not see an arc of projectile vomit from behind the the camera .....what self control by the cinematographer