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A Day In The Life Of An Ambulance Driver: Assault Victims
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Crucis · 1 year agoHeh, heh. < />< />"Assault victims," he chuckles. "Give 'em five minutes, and they'll show you just why they got their asses whipped in the first place."< />< />Truer words have never been spoken.
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Crucis · 1 year agoHeh, heh. < />< />"Assault victims," he chuckles. "Give 'em five minutes, and they'll show you just why they got their asses whipped in the first place."< />< />Truer words have never been spoken.
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Snigglefrits · 1 year ago"Before he can register how thoroughly he's been dissed"< />< />Amazing how long that takes for some of them, isn't it? < />< />I think we had his twin brother in here earlier. That type makes me want to pull their teeth through a less used orifice...
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Snigglefrits · 1 year ago"Before he can register how thoroughly he's been dissed"< />< />Amazing how long that takes for some of them, isn't it? < />< />I think we had his twin brother in here earlier. That type makes me want to pull their teeth through a less used orifice...
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buttercup58 · 1 year agohahaha
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buttercup58 · 1 year agohahaha
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Mike W. · 1 year agoA.D.!< />< />Jesus, this post was like a flashback to MANY quality nights in the E.D. back before I pulled the pin. Notice how all the "Tommy tuff asses" always want their mamas when things get a little difficult? < />< />I found that letting them bleed out, just a little, mellows them out.
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Mike W. · 1 year agoA.D.!< />< />Jesus, this post was like a flashback to MANY quality nights in the E.D. back before I pulled the pin. Notice how all the "Tommy tuff asses" always want their mamas when things get a little difficult? < />< />I found that letting them bleed out, just a little, mellows them out.
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TOTWTYTR · 1 year ago"Assault victims," he chuckles. "Give 'em five minutes, and they'll show you just why they got their asses whipped in the first place."< />< />Five minutes? It usually doesn't take more than five seconds!
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TOTWTYTR · 1 year ago"Assault victims," he chuckles. "Give 'em five minutes, and they'll show you just why they got their asses whipped in the first place."< />< />Five minutes? It usually doesn't take more than five seconds!
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Anonymous · 1 year agoever notice how novice tough asses who get stabbed are the same pansies who cry and shake and scream at the sight of a needle....< />< />Jeeze, get a grip...
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Anonymous · 1 year agoever notice how novice tough asses who get stabbed are the same pansies who cry and shake and scream at the sight of a needle....< />< />Jeeze, get a grip...
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Evil Transport Lady · 1 year agoHahahaha!......some idiots never learn:)
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Evil Transport Lady · 1 year agoHahahaha!......some idiots never learn:)
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Herbie · 1 year agoStupid uppity white kids thinkin' they be all ghetto an' shiznit.< />< />I should bring them to Newark and see how long they last in Seth Boyden.
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Herbie · 1 year agoStupid uppity white kids thinkin' they be all ghetto an' shiznit.< />< />I should bring them to Newark and see how long they last in Seth Boyden.
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KK · 1 year agoThose aluminum clip boards make great punk swatters. All you have to do is a quick flip of the wrist and if done fast enough - no one will ever see it. It will be as though a bloody nose just appeared on the punks face........< />< />Great Story!
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KK · 1 year agoThose aluminum clip boards make great punk swatters. All you have to do is a quick flip of the wrist and if done fast enough - no one will ever see it. It will be as though a bloody nose just appeared on the punks face........< />< />Great Story!
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Old NFO · 1 year agofraid I'd have inadvertently deployed the aluminium clipboard in an unsafe manner such that it contacted the young man in the facial region :-)
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Old NFO · 1 year agofraid I'd have inadvertently deployed the aluminium clipboard in an unsafe manner such that it contacted the young man in the facial region :-)
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phlegmfatale · 1 year agoI'll bet that makes you really want to help them even more!
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phlegmfatale · 1 year agoI'll bet that makes you really want to help them even more!
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Anonymous · 1 year agoHey, I didn't know you treat my middle school students in your hospital!
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Anonymous · 1 year agoHey, I didn't know you treat my middle school students in your hospital!
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Ted · 1 year agoMost of the medics around here have started carrying plastic clipboards. I just don't get it.
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Ted · 1 year agoMost of the medics around here have started carrying plastic clipboards. I just don't get it.
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Rogue Medic · 1 year ago"Officer Kolache catches him before he wilts," < />< />I might use a modified jaw thrust in that situation. Modified for enhanced painful stimulation. If that does not help him to stay on his feet, it at least prevents him from banging that empty noggin and having us pay for a CAT scan for him.
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Rogue Medic · 1 year ago"Officer Kolache catches him before he wilts," < />< />I might use a modified jaw thrust in that situation. Modified for enhanced painful stimulation. If that does not help him to stay on his feet, it at least prevents him from banging that empty noggin and having us pay for a CAT scan for him.
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Walt Trachim · 1 year agoSome people are just freaking stupid. Like your eminem-alike there... :-)
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Walt Trachim · 1 year agoSome people are just freaking stupid. Like your eminem-alike there... :-)
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BladeDoc · 1 year agoHah, true -- Just recently I entered a gunshot pts. room on morning rounds to be greeted by "Who the F---K are you." My response -- "Well, now we know why you were shot." over my shoulder as I walked out (my residents had already seen him). I don't understand why people think pissing off their caregivers will get them better care.
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BladeDoc · 1 year agoHah, true -- Just recently I entered a gunshot pts. room on morning rounds to be greeted by "Who the F---K are you." My response -- "Well, now we know why you were shot." over my shoulder as I walked out (my residents had already seen him). I don't understand why people think pissing off their caregivers will get them better care.
