A Day In The Life Of An Ambulance Driver - Latest Comments in Assault Victims

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BladeDoc — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:58:00 -0000

Hah, true -- Just recently I entered a gunshot pts. room on morning rounds to be greeted by "Who the F---K are you." My response -- "Well, now we know why you were shot." over my shoulder as I walked out (my residents had already seen him). I don't understand why people think pissing off their caregivers will get them better care.

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BladeDoc — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:58:00 -0000

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Walt Trachim — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:34:00 -0000

Some people are just freaking stupid. Like your eminem-alike there... :-)

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Walt Trachim — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:34:00 -0000

Some people are just freaking stupid. Like your eminem-alike there... :-)

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Rogue Medic — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:57:00 -0000

"Officer Kolache catches him before he wilts," < />< />I might use a modified jaw thrust in that situation. Modified for enhanced painful stimulation. If that does not help him to stay on his feet, it at least prevents him from banging that empty noggin and having us pay for a CAT scan for him.

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Rogue Medic — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:57:00 -0000

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Ted — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:35:00 -0000

Most of the medics around here have started carrying plastic clipboards. I just don't get it.

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Ted — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:35:00 -0000

Most of the medics around here have started carrying plastic clipboards. I just don't get it.

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Anonymous — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:23:00 -0000

Hey, I didn't know you treat my middle school students in your hospital!

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Anonymous — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:23:00 -0000

Hey, I didn't know you treat my middle school students in your hospital!

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phlegmfatale — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:39:00 -0000

I'll bet that makes you really want to help them even more!

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phlegmfatale — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:39:00 -0000

I'll bet that makes you really want to help them even more!

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Old NFO — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:34:00 -0000

fraid I'd have inadvertently deployed the aluminium clipboard in an unsafe manner such that it contacted the young man in the facial region :-)

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Old NFO — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:34:00 -0000

fraid I'd have inadvertently deployed the aluminium clipboard in an unsafe manner such that it contacted the young man in the facial region :-)

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KK — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:38:00 -0000

Those aluminum clip boards make great punk swatters. All you have to do is a quick flip of the wrist and if done fast enough - no one will ever see it. It will be as though a bloody nose just appeared on the punks face........< />< />Great Story!

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KK — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:38:00 -0000

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Herbie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:00:00 -0000

Stupid uppity white kids thinkin' they be all ghetto an' shiznit.< />< />I should bring them to Newark and see how long they last in Seth Boyden.

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Herbie — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:00:00 -0000

Stupid uppity white kids thinkin' they be all ghetto an' shiznit.< />< />I should bring them to Newark and see how long they last in Seth Boyden.

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Evil Transport Lady — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:21:00 -0000

Hahahaha!......some idiots never learn:)

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Evil Transport Lady — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:21:00 -0000

Hahahaha!......some idiots never learn:)

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Anonymous — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:44:00 -0000

ever notice how novice tough asses who get stabbed are the same pansies who cry and shake and scream at the sight of a needle....< />< />Jeeze, get a grip...

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Anonymous — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:44:00 -0000

ever notice how novice tough asses who get stabbed are the same pansies who cry and shake and scream at the sight of a needle....< />< />Jeeze, get a grip...

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TOTWTYTR — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:56:00 -0000

"Assault victims," he chuckles. "Give 'em five minutes, and they'll show you just why they got their asses whipped in the first place."< />< />Five minutes? It usually doesn't take more than five seconds!

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TOTWTYTR — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:56:00 -0000

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Mike W. — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:00:00 -0000

A.D.!< />< />Jesus, this post was like a flashback to MANY quality nights in the E.D. back before I pulled the pin. Notice how all the "Tommy tuff asses" always want their mamas when things get a little difficult? < />< />I found that letting them bleed out, just a little, mellows them out.