DISQUS

Jay G · 2 years ago

Must be a denominational thing.< />< />You "baptize".< />< />I've "christened".< />< />(Well, not an ambulance. Every vehicle I owned up until I met my wife, who doesn't believe in sex after marriage...)

qofd · 2 years ago

Wow. Can we count this as one of those items that I could have lived the rest of my life without having pictured?< />< />Sex with an ambulance, I mean.

Jay G · 2 years ago

AD's new credo:< />< />"If this rig's 'a' rockin', don't come 'a' knockin'."< />< />Heh heh heh...

Scott · 2 years ago

Hahahahaha!< />< />Young health care love! So sweet. I've just gotten into compulsively examining my site meter hits, too. Some people are wacky.< />< />I am glad to report that it is nearly impossible to search anything related to gas staion burritos without finding me. Even "gay stories battered pecs" somehow finds me (that's just something I don't want to imagine). Ah, and the beautiful "lysosome poems" do too!< />< />I wonder if that guy's second search, for "ambulance porn" found you, too!

Babs RN · 2 years ago

*eyes rolling*

BillyBob · 2 years ago

Re: Babs eyes rolling... You busted you soooo busted!

Divemedic · 2 years ago

Note: The velcro straps that are on the IV hooks (the ones intended to keep the bag from swaying) are NOT strong enough to support a female EMT's ankles.

It's Me... Maven · 2 years ago

Hmmm, well, the sitemeter hit came from Morocco. I guess it's old hat to be searching for "Fez Fucking."

Brendan · 2 years ago

I've heard that footprints on the patient compartment ceiling confuse the HELL out of supervisors.< />< />(No, seriously, I did HEAR it. I never had the balls to so much as put a 2x2 out of place in that dude's truck, nevermind have a three-way in it.)

born_yesterday · 2 years ago

that is so not gross...

Chris in SE TX · 2 years ago

So, AD, are you a member of the "Woo Woo Club"?< />< />might as well come clean....

Ambulance Driver · 2 years ago

in one of our ambulance stations, and I was literally on duty every minute I was not physically present in paramedic class. If I wanted a social life, it happened at the station. < />< />Stations don't count, do they?

born_yesterday · 2 years ago

stations don't count.< />just make sure there are no hidden cameras.< />"or so i've heard"

JeRRTep · 2 years ago

Geez...< />I can't keep up with you!!< />I find out my father has cancer, I worked 48+ hours this past week, watched 5 dvds of Twin Peaks, survived 2 doggy vet visits, meanwhile I've been sick for 48 consecutive hrs and I turn 38 tomorrow...and what do I do on the eve of my birthday???< />I catch up on all your posts!!!< />boy, am I dedicated or what???< />< />You write a lot!!...< />Congrats on all your much deserved goodness, I'm glad the three of you had a great time at Disney and I'm so glad you're caught up now...< />I'm glad I'm caught up now!!!< />WOWOWO...< />< />sincerely,< />kT

Ambulance Driver · 2 years ago

"...and I turn 38 tomorrow..."< />< />Hey Jerrtep, I turned 39 today! Happy birthday to us!

Gerald · 2 years ago

Ambulance sex has to be better than hearse sex.

MedicMatthew · 2 years ago

Hey, Happy birthday AD!

Anonymous · 2 years ago

< />< />I guess you don't want to hear my wife's stories from when she dated a mortician, then...< />< />markm

knitalot3 · 2 years ago

Have a great birthday, AD!!!!

Anonymous · 2 years ago

"I turned 39 today" Happy Birthday!

emergencyemm · 2 years ago

I have a story for you. < />< />Last winter I turned the defroster on in one of our first responder trucks (pick ups manned by a paramedic, they roam around and help us as needed), anyway, the defroster revealed a footprint on the windshield. BUSTED!

Ambulance Driver · 2 years ago

"...anyway, the defroster revealed a footprint on the windshield. BUSTED!"< />< />Emmy:< />< />Get. Out. Of. My. Head.< />< />The exact same thing happened to me last year, in one of our ambulances. A perfect pair of dainty bare footprints on the windshield.< />< />I spent the next week staring at the feet of our female EMTs, wondering...

JeRRTep · 2 years ago

I've never in my life, (and I used to card people I sold beer/cigs to in the old days) met another person who shared my birthday, always a day before or after, but never the same day........wowo...< />I've had an incredible birthday today....even though I'm still not feelin too well...I did keep down the chocolate ice cream with oreos and hot fudge!!! way to go me!!!!< />< />Hope your day was equally as special!! The love of my life even watched a "chick flick" with me...how's that for a birthday??< />< />aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!< />I'm sad that it has to end in an hour...I'll miss it!!!< />< />Happy Birthday!!!< />kT

phlegmfatale · 2 years ago

Ah, the screaming of the sirens.< />the occasional flashings of treadplate< />the smell of antiseptic< />the frisson of polyester-on-polyester---< />what on earth could be more seductive?< />*blink*< />Sheesh!

emergencyemm · 2 years ago

"I spent the next week staring at the feet of our female EMTs, wondering..."< />< />LMAO! Very nice!

Inchworm426 · 2 years ago

Gerald said... < />Ambulance sex has to be better than hearse sex.< />< />Hey, don't knock it... (grin)

Anonymous · 2 years ago

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