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A Day In The Life Of An Ambulance Driver: Muahahahahahahahaha!

  • Sabra · 5 months ago
    Holy hell, that makes my eyes bleed. I can almost vote for "disgruntled former employee trying to make them look bad," but I'm simply not that charitable.


    On a somewhat unrelated side note, I've always found it hilarious when someone misspells a word so badly it becomes another word. My personal favorite is balling instead of bawling. But that's just because I'm prurient.
  • Rogue Medic · 5 months ago
    This is somebody supposedly able to read part numbers and determine if the appropriate part matches the bike being worked on. He doesn't seem capable of telling the difference between a tire and a handlebar. gjerry3 is a truly scary representative of the Cycles and More Suicide Service Shop.


    You commented that a lawyer probably told him that he didn't have a case, but the lawyer probably was afraid that this clown wouldn't be able to successfully write a check. Maybe gjerry3 offered to barter a bunch of chickens, even though that would probably mean that gjerry3 would have to without any sex for a while. Such difficult choices.
  • Steve · 5 months ago
    Absolutely golden lol.


    I'll do my part to keep your link above Cycles & More



    I'll make it a habit that anytime I'm bored and can't figure out what to do next on the net, I'll clear my cache, google Cycles & More then click all the AD links *Pinky to lip in Dr. Evil fashion*



    Cycles & More FTL
  • M.E. Again · 5 months ago
    Now you've gone and done it! You have yet a third post to be pushed to the top of the Google pile. This Cycles & More crew have a lot to learn about customer service - and marketing.
  • Aunt Murry · 5 months ago
    You're at #3 when I google Cycle & More. I'll do my best to click back today to see if we can raise it to # 1


    This gJerry is an idiot. Wow and needs to learn how to spell.
  • Aunt Murry · 5 months ago
    Posted a ling to the original post. Hope it helps.
  • workinwifdakids · 5 months ago
    "...inform the entire Intarwebz that I am a fat, flaming douchebag who can't be pleased no matter how well I'm treated."


    I don't think you're fat! BWHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding, AD. "CYCLES AND MORE" "CYCLES AND MORE" "CYCLES AND MORE"



    captcha: nadshand
  • Teenie · 5 months ago
    Yikes--talk about you run-on-sentence of a comment. I don't think he took his finger out of his nose at all, by the looks of it. That's the only thing that could possibly explain such piss-poor spelling, grammar and punctuation skills.


    Or maybe he just got his new Vicodin fix?
  • landlockedtxn · 5 months ago
    guess this kinda explains why the service stinks....wouldnt want this guy working on my bike....keep up the good work, AD
  • Rick R. · 5 months ago
    Clicky another CYCLES AND MORE thread.
  • TOTWTYTR · 5 months ago
    Just too funny.
  • 5150Wife · 5 months ago
    bwahaha! Haven't had this good of a chuckle in much too long. AD, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you! (well, except for the "ambulance" part. I don't do needles.)




    Oh, almost forgot...



    Cycles and More



    CYCLES AND MORE



    Cycles & More



    cycles & more



    numbnuts (for good measure)
  • Cindy · 5 months ago
    Help People! We have to find that third post and get it up there, too. I looked through 27 pages of google and can't find it...someone help please.
  • Anonymous · 5 months ago
    Ok so I found it if I search Google for Muahahahahahahahaha!
    But that's not going to help is it?
  • sardog10 · 5 months ago
    AD, we're on a camping trip to the Yukon and Alaska and I just read your old and new posts to my husband and son. Even though it's midnight (and still light, BTW) my son insisted on staying up and clicking on your links over and over and over......thanks for the laughs along the road!
  • Ian · 5 months ago
    LOL


    i enjoy your writing so much, i keep on coming back for more



    cycles & more



    well I wouldn't use them even if i was paid too, thats how much i think they suck.
  • Arthur · 5 months ago
    #1 for "Cycles and More" and "fat, flaming douchebag"




    Impressive. :P
  • Patrick · 5 months ago
    Ooh, a new "Cycles and More" thread. Thanks for the "Cycles and More" update about the "Cycles and More" shop where you took your cycle.


    "Cycles and More"

    "Cycles and More"

    "Cycles and More"

    "Cycles and More"
  • Dawn · 5 months ago
    Holy Crap! If that's the shop owner, he should be ashamed of his spelling and grammar. I understand some people do have learning disabilities, and perhaps (to be charitable) he is one of them. But in that case, gjerry3 should invest in a spell and grammar check for his computer.


    Anyone who comes across to me with the attitude he did immediately not only loses ME as a customer, he'll possibly lose everyone I can reach out to and tell (and, with the number of motorcycling forums and friends who ride who have other friends who ride, the number can be considerable...)



    I have worked in customer service jobs and dealt with people with attitudes. Your job, as a representative of Cycles and More, is to suck it up if they have one. (Not saying you did, AD) I have had instances where I have been without my motorcycle for a considerable amount of time, due to issues getting parts or untraceable electronic weirdness. GOOD service people keep the owner in the loop, letting him or her know what's going on and the reason for any delay. BAD service people just get nasty.



    A good friend of mine, who has multiple bikes, just had a very bad service experience from a shop he's used several times. The bike was having minor service done and some lights (supplied by the owner) installed. The shop took nearly 2 weeks, since they knew he has other bikes he can ride. He was so infuriated with them, not only will he not take the bike back for any service, he states he will not purchase any new bikes from them. Not good customer service, to lose a paying customer, especially in today's economy.
  • HeroHog · 5 months ago
    BTTT so Cycles & More go BTTB!