DISQUS

A Day In The Life Of An Ambulance Driver: The Notebook: The Lost Chapter

  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    Obviously, I missed the book and the movie only because I am way too classy for that. That is one of the nice things of chemical enhancement, it helps to let all of the emotions out. Nothing held back, not tender partings, no peck on the cheek (any cheek), it's all or nothing.< />< />What I would give to be able to live like that. Free. No regrets. No worries.< />< />Well, living as a crack ho is a bit too much of a price for me, especially considering how little I'm likely to get on the open market. Eek!< />< />Ah, well. I can dream. :-)
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    Obviously, I missed the book and the movie only because I am way too classy for that. That is one of the nice things of chemical enhancement, it helps to let all of the emotions out. Nothing held back, not tender partings, no peck on the cheek (any cheek), it's all or nothing.< />< />What I would give to be able to live like that. Free. No regrets. No worries.< />< />Well, living as a crack ho is a bit too much of a price for me, especially considering how little I'm likely to get on the open market. Eek!< />< />Ah, well. I can dream. :-)
  • Gertrude · 1 year ago
    Doesn't a good love story just touch your heart? How sweet that she bewtowed a few love taps so that you could witness their devotion.
  • Gertrude · 1 year ago
    Doesn't a good love story just touch your heart? How sweet that she bewtowed a few love taps so that you could witness their devotion.
  • Gertrude · 1 year ago
    Oh I forgot. With a name like Rogue I'm sure you could fetch a pretty penny the open market. It is very mysterious.
  • Gertrude · 1 year ago
    Oh I forgot. With a name like Rogue I'm sure you could fetch a pretty penny the open market. It is very mysterious.
  • Kate · 1 year ago
    eww.< />< />yuck.
  • Kate · 1 year ago
    eww.< />< />yuck.
  • Epijunky · 1 year ago
    Next time I'll heed your warnings before clicking on any links.< />< />Wow. That's... absolutely beyond disgusting.
  • Epijunky · 1 year ago
    Next time I'll heed your warnings before clicking on any links.< />< />Wow. That's... absolutely beyond disgusting.
  • Snigglefrits · 1 year ago
    That picture would suffice as great birth control I do believe.< />< />Gads. I'm not sure brain bleach will touch that one.
  • Snigglefrits · 1 year ago
    That picture would suffice as great birth control I do believe.< />< />Gads. I'm not sure brain bleach will touch that one.
  • Beaker · 1 year ago
    Thanks for teaching me things I never wanted to know. (I was foolish and looked up condyloma in wikipedia.)
  • Beaker · 1 year ago
    Thanks for teaching me things I never wanted to know. (I was foolish and looked up condyloma in wikipedia.)
  • Don Gwinn · 1 year ago
    That actually sounds a lot better than the movie. I never saw the movie, but I believe people'd pay a dollar to watch a crack whore beat a drug dealer. < />< />Maybe Whitney Houston vs. Rush Limbaugh.
  • Don Gwinn · 1 year ago
    That actually sounds a lot better than the movie. I never saw the movie, but I believe people'd pay a dollar to watch a crack whore beat a drug dealer. < />< />Maybe Whitney Houston vs. Rush Limbaugh.
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    . It sounds as if I would be playing the Elisabeth Shue role. Although she and I are almost twins, I really don't have the hair to make it work.
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    . It sounds as if I would be playing the Elisabeth Shue role. Although she and I are almost twins, I really don't have the hair to make it work.
  • EE · 1 year ago
    Ah, man.
  • EE · 1 year ago
    Ah, man.
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    Oddly enough, that photo sums up my own view of the unctuously romantic tripe which Sparks spools out with such ease. But I had tucked that opinion into the darkest recesses of my psyche and had hoped never to be reminded of it again. < />< />Yuck.
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    Oddly enough, that photo sums up my own view of the unctuously romantic tripe which Sparks spools out with such ease. But I had tucked that opinion into the darkest recesses of my psyche and had hoped never to be reminded of it again. < />< />Yuck.
  • MacMedic892 · 1 year ago
    Damn, of all the pictures I didn't need to see, that one takes up 3 of the top 5!< />< />Damn!
  • MacMedic892 · 1 year ago
    Damn, of all the pictures I didn't need to see, that one takes up 3 of the top 5!< />< />Damn!
  • boomvark · 1 year ago
    Wow. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little ..
  • boomvark · 1 year ago
    Wow. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little ..
  • Evil Lunch Lady · 1 year ago
    My eyes are bleeding! Yuck! < />Funny story tho;)
  • Evil Lunch Lady · 1 year ago
    My eyes are bleeding! Yuck! < />Funny story tho;)
  • Will · 1 year ago
    LIGHTS! Let there be lots of light in the bedrooms! Don't want something like that to sneak up on you, eh?
  • Will · 1 year ago
    LIGHTS! Let there be lots of light in the bedrooms! Don't want something like that to sneak up on you, eh?
  • Lonestar Gal · 1 year ago
    Ahhh, the joy and fun of life as a crack ho!< />Do you ever just want to either crack up laughing at these idiots or reach out and bitch-slap them?
  • Lonestar Gal · 1 year ago
    Ahhh, the joy and fun of life as a crack ho!< />Do you ever just want to either crack up laughing at these idiots or reach out and bitch-slap them?
  • Me · 1 year ago
    they help. Real sexy and really worth it, huh?< />< />******< />< />And your guy? Hey - you get what you pay for, right?
  • Me · 1 year ago
    they help. Real sexy and really worth it, huh?< />< />******< />< />And your guy? Hey - you get what you pay for, right?
  • Gertrude · 1 year ago
    Rogue er I mean Rouge we could get you a wig a la Elizabeth Shue. Big problem here? I don't look a thing like Nicholas Cage. I'm gong to have to find a body double. I do like the bashing them on the head like little bunny foo foo idea! We could make a killing! Then retire somewhere where the beer is always cold.< />Now everyone wants to know what I am laughing about.
  • Gertrude · 1 year ago
    Rogue er I mean Rouge we could get you a wig a la Elizabeth Shue. Big problem here? I don't look a thing like Nicholas Cage. I'm gong to have to find a body double. I do like the bashing them on the head like little bunny foo foo idea! We could make a killing! Then retire somewhere where the beer is always cold.< />Now everyone wants to know what I am laughing about.
  • Wyatt Earp · 1 year ago
    I laughed, I cried, I gave the protagonists a clean syringe!
  • Wyatt Earp · 1 year ago
    I laughed, I cried, I gave the protagonists a clean syringe!
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    Most people stopped asking me what I'm laughing about long ago. :-)
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    Most people stopped asking me what I'm laughing about long ago. :-)
  • born_yesterday · 1 year ago
    that's disgusting...but almost sweet
  • born_yesterday · 1 year ago
    that's disgusting...but almost sweet
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    wow, ME - you seem to have a great deal of disdain for people and their problems. Do you consider yourself a healer? I don't.< />< />Also, you imply that HPV (however haplessly acquired, maybe on the marriage bed?) is the only disorder which would necessitate a colposcopy. Is that what you're saying? I just want to understand, because I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around the idea of "professional compassion" from someone who so gleefully trumpets the comeuppance of others.< />< />So, according to your words, more than likely, YOU have HPV, me. Which variety do YOU have?
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    wow, ME - you seem to have a great deal of disdain for people and their problems. Do you consider yourself a healer? I don't.< />< />Also, you imply that HPV (however haplessly acquired, maybe on the marriage bed?) is the only disorder which would necessitate a colposcopy. Is that what you're saying? I just want to understand, because I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around the idea of "professional compassion" from someone who so gleefully trumpets the comeuppance of others.< />< />So, according to your words, more than likely, YOU have HPV, me. Which variety do YOU have?
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    Anonymous 8:23 PM,< />< />You read something, don't like the message, then accuse the author of something that was not stated. Way to go. You can be my new hero.< />< />The information provided is something that is good to know. Nothing about the post suggested a lack of compassion, but a warning of the possible outcomes of activities we have probably all engaged in at one point.< />< />If the post were similarly phrased, but about shaking hands and the germs that could be acquired by shaking hands, would you have responded similarly? Would you have been critical of the "lack of compassion" that you seem to feel is present?< />< />Are you claiming that the information presented was inaccurate or that you just do not like the method of presentation? < />< />I need to know, because I might post something that chafes your nether bits if you were to read and understand it.
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    Anonymous 8:23 PM,< />< />You read something, don't like the message, then accuse the author of something that was not stated. Way to go. You can be my new hero.< />< />The information provided is something that is good to know. Nothing about the post suggested a lack of compassion, but a warning of the possible outcomes of activities we have probably all engaged in at one point.< />< />If the post were similarly phrased, but about shaking hands and the germs that could be acquired by shaking hands, would you have responded similarly? Would you have been critical of the "lack of compassion" that you seem to feel is present?< />< />Are you claiming that the information presented was inaccurate or that you just do not like the method of presentation? < />< />I need to know, because I might post something that chafes your nether bits if you were to read and understand it.
  • Ambulance Driver · 1 year ago
    < />< />Don't make me come back there, because I'll pull this rig right over and do it.< />< />I swear. < />< />Now play nice.
  • Ambulance Driver · 1 year ago
    < />< />Don't make me come back there, because I'll pull this rig right over and do it.< />< />I swear. < />< />Now play nice.
  • Bill Clinton · 1 year ago
    < />< />--Bill
  • Bill Clinton · 1 year ago
    < />< />--Bill
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    I thought that only the person in the back could call for a doggie stop.
  • Rogue Medic · 1 year ago
    I thought that only the person in the back could call for a doggie stop.
  • Me · 1 year ago
    one. It does not just magically appear out of nowhere. I'm sorry you found that to be impolite, but ignorance of the means to protect oneself from these troubles is tragic and unnecessary, and to allow such ignorance to continue would be negligent.
  • Me · 1 year ago
    one. It does not just magically appear out of nowhere. I'm sorry you found that to be impolite, but ignorance of the means to protect oneself from these troubles is tragic and unnecessary, and to allow such ignorance to continue would be negligent.
  • Me · 1 year ago
    about what they do.< />< />But now...crack dealers and their clientele...they're pretty much on their own.
  • Me · 1 year ago
    about what they do.< />< />But now...crack dealers and their clientele...they're pretty much on their own.
  • Drama Mama · 1 year ago
    ME hit the nail on the head- There needs to be tons more of STD/HPV education then hopefully there wouldn't be as many pictures like that one! And that one was really sorta mild- I've seen one as large as a soccer ball. Can you imagine walking around with that between your legs? The patient really couldn't do much walkin when it got that big- She died from cervical cancer no doubt!
  • Drama Mama · 1 year ago
    ME hit the nail on the head- There needs to be tons more of STD/HPV education then hopefully there wouldn't be as many pictures like that one! And that one was really sorta mild- I've seen one as large as a soccer ball. Can you imagine walking around with that between your legs? The patient really couldn't do much walkin when it got that big- She died from cervical cancer no doubt!
  • Tracker · 1 year ago
    aw, and the lady in the picture was a redhead too, what a shame...
  • Tracker · 1 year ago
    aw, and the lady in the picture was a redhead too, what a shame...