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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>A Day In The Life Of An Ambulance Driver - Latest Comments in Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://ambulancedriverfiles.disqus.com/</link><description></description><atom:link href="https://ambulancedriverfiles.disqus.com/then_how_come_i_can_never_find_my_damned_keys/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:28:00 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512520</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Funny - I *just* heard a statistic on Friday that said most people will spend at least 15 hours doing "this" in their lifetime.&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;The answer?  Looking for their keys! ha..ha..ha!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Cinnkitty</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:28:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512519</link><description>&lt;p&gt;like a room temperature IQ knuckle-dragging scooter trash gun nut...&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Jay G</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 18:55:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512518</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I was digging all over the place last night and actually had a locksmith on the way to the hotel because I couldn't find MY keys and just KNEW we were going to be stranded in Tampa. &amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;Thankfully, my son found them :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Babs RN</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:34:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512517</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Ah, ok, it's timed. That's why my first run through was 98.3%. They need to mention that so I don't go and grab a soda in the middle of the test. The bastards.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">jordan</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 15:35:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512516</link><description>&lt;p&gt;This is why I've got a very pretty brushed stainless thing with 4 hooks on it that was designed to hold coats attached to the wall right beside the door. I unlock the door, open the door, remove my keys from the door &amp;amp; hang the damn things up. Otherwise I'll *NEVER* see them again.&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;I'm also smarter than 99.5% of average people, but if you're reading this blog, you're already ahead of the curve.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Purple Daisy</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:40:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512515</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh yeah--- Well I can say DUMB-ASS in 19 Languages!!  Beat that-&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;Dumbassen. Sew Their! &amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;John&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;and Ps.&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;HuKEd OwN fONicKs WuRkeD 4 Mi   !!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">John</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:33:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512514</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm smarter than 99.3%.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">BellaLinda</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:09:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512513</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm smarter than 74.32%, with 21/25 correct answers... but I'm not american, so me missing a few of the america-centric ones isn't strange. ;)&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;I picked white/caucasian, and finished it in under 2 minutes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Kaerius</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:53:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512512</link><description>&lt;p&gt;if you find your keys, can you check for mine? Please?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">mielikki</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:52:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512511</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'm smarter than a little more than 94%...I got 24/25 correct.  I also put "other" as my race, so that might have had something to do with it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Squeaky Wheel</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:31:00 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?</title><link>http://www.ambulancedriverfiles.com/2007/06/30/then-how-come-i-can-never-find-my-damned-keys/#comment-20512510</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I got 25 out of 25, yet am only smarter than 98.9%.&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;Those smarter people are answering questions right that weren't even asked!&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; /&amp;gt;My smart son says it must have been timed, and I am slow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">LM</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:27:00 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>