DISQUS

A Day In The Life Of An Ambulance Driver: Well, Obviously They Don't Know Me That Well…

  • Scott · 1 year ago
    Hahaha! Silly! Stress is fun, isn't it? Doesn't it take a large brain tumor compressing the limbic system to do some tower rifling, though? Now I need to find that Hippa post you mentioned on my blog . . .
  • Scott · 1 year ago
    Hahaha! Silly! Stress is fun, isn't it? Doesn't it take a large brain tumor compressing the limbic system to do some tower rifling, though? Now I need to find that Hippa post you mentioned on my blog . . .
  • SpeakerTweaker · 1 year ago
    Uhhmmm...< />< />Yeah...< />< />So get off your ass and post. Or we'll tie you down and alter your brain so that all the times you think about Babs we'll make Hippo Lady's smiling face appear. In a thong. With a handful of suppositories.< />< />Ewww. I'm done now.< />< />Hope the smoke clears soon. Till then we'll still be here.< />< />< />< />tweaker
  • SpeakerTweaker · 1 year ago
    Uhhmmm...< />< />Yeah...< />< />So get off your ass and post. Or we'll tie you down and alter your brain so that all the times you think about Babs we'll make Hippo Lady's smiling face appear. In a thong. With a handful of suppositories.< />< />Ewww. I'm done now.< />< />Hope the smoke clears soon. Till then we'll still be here.< />< />< />< />tweaker
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    everyone's a critic, eh?< />I think you're doing great!
  • phlegmfatale · 1 year ago
    everyone's a critic, eh?< />I think you're doing great!
  • Snigglefrits · 1 year ago
    Sounds like our patients today AD. I wanted to kick each of them, but I knew they'd just run straight to the ER and then the police. Sigh. May your evening be much better.< />< />And I can't resist...Speakertweaker, that is downright evil! :-D
  • Snigglefrits · 1 year ago
    Sounds like our patients today AD. I wanted to kick each of them, but I knew they'd just run straight to the ER and then the police. Sigh. May your evening be much better.< />< />And I can't resist...Speakertweaker, that is downright evil! :-D
  • Wyatt Earp · 1 year ago
    Clock towers are good for that sort of thing. I hear the one at University of Texas is prefect.< />< />Just sayin'.
  • Wyatt Earp · 1 year ago
    Clock towers are good for that sort of thing. I hear the one at University of Texas is prefect.< />< />Just sayin'.
  • MonkeyGirl · 1 year ago
    *giggle-snort*< />< />You're so sexy when you're sarcastic.
  • MonkeyGirl · 1 year ago
    *giggle-snort*< />< />You're so sexy when you're sarcastic.
  • Matt G · 1 year ago
    Well. < />< />My work is done, here. < />< />;)
  • Matt G · 1 year ago
    Well. < />< />My work is done, here. < />< />;)
  • CrankyProf · 1 year ago
    I've got a voodoo doll with your name on it, and a 'taint-waxing kit. Be warned!
  • CrankyProf · 1 year ago
    I've got a voodoo doll with your name on it, and a 'taint-waxing kit. Be warned!
  • Peter · 1 year ago
    AD, after a day like that you simply HAVE to see this:< />< />http://tinyurl.com/ynjmv7< />< />:-)
  • Peter · 1 year ago
    AD, after a day like that you simply HAVE to see this:< />< />http://tinyurl.com/ynjmv7< />< />:-)
  • TrekMedic251 · 1 year ago
    Prozac, Zoloft, or Lexapro?
  • TrekMedic251 · 1 year ago
    Prozac, Zoloft, or Lexapro?
  • RT · 1 year ago
    A beer and a blog post...killin' is so messy.
  • RT · 1 year ago
    A beer and a blog post...killin' is so messy.
  • John McElveen · 1 year ago
    I HATE Assesment! We can't even call it Triage because we are sub par Urgent Scare who only see 150 patients a day with a staff of 3 and 1/2 LOL!< />< />You can sum them up as soon if not before they hit the door! It's not even a challenge anymore. I Pray for the new job soon. Still dealing with them but in a different way! Love LOve Love- the choices of songs.< />< />Hang in there Bro- we will overcome!< />< />chlamydia rules,< />< />John
  • John McElveen · 1 year ago
    I HATE Assesment! We can't even call it Triage because we are sub par Urgent Scare who only see 150 patients a day with a staff of 3 and 1/2 LOL!< />< />You can sum them up as soon if not before they hit the door! It's not even a challenge anymore. I Pray for the new job soon. Still dealing with them but in a different way! Love LOve Love- the choices of songs.< />< />Hang in there Bro- we will overcome!< />< />chlamydia rules,< />< />John
  • Joeymom · 1 year ago
    The hills are alive...
  • Joeymom · 1 year ago
    The hills are alive...
  • Jay G · 1 year ago
    is stuck in your cranium, I'm off to hide in my septic tank...
  • Jay G · 1 year ago
    is stuck in your cranium, I'm off to hide in my septic tank...
  • John S · 1 year ago
    head told me to stay home and clean my guns today. Those voices can't sing worth a darn.
  • John S · 1 year ago
    head told me to stay home and clean my guns today. Those voices can't sing worth a darn.
  • Anne · 1 year ago
    heh. heh. < />I've missed seeing you post more frequently, but this made up for it. Especially after a day that made me seriously consider retaliating on the world at large with random acts of violence (otherwise known as "pulling a sumdood.") You make an otherwise sucky day better...your blog is one of the best things to come out of Louisiana in a while (certainly better than Britney Spears, not quite as good as fresh beignets).
  • Anne · 1 year ago
    heh. heh. < />I've missed seeing you post more frequently, but this made up for it. Especially after a day that made me seriously consider retaliating on the world at large with random acts of violence (otherwise known as "pulling a sumdood.") You make an otherwise sucky day better...your blog is one of the best things to come out of Louisiana in a while (certainly better than Britney Spears, not quite as good as fresh beignets).
  • Terri · 1 year ago
    Or the breathing difficulty at 0230 at the local nursing home - the one with NURSES, real live RNs for a patient with COPD, CHF, and pneumonia and they call for a Breathing Difficulty. I would like to say that there's some warm song playing in my head but no. < />< />Thanks for a great blog - love reading it and as a newbie to the EMS world, it's comforting to know that idiocy is not limited to my regional area.
  • Terri · 1 year ago
    Or the breathing difficulty at 0230 at the local nursing home - the one with NURSES, real live RNs for a patient with COPD, CHF, and pneumonia and they call for a Breathing Difficulty. I would like to say that there's some warm song playing in my head but no. < />< />Thanks for a great blog - love reading it and as a newbie to the EMS world, it's comforting to know that idiocy is not limited to my regional area.
  • EE · 1 year ago
    Haha, human hippo. I recently had a post like that. < />< />Some 400 pound dude with 2 teeth grabbed my chest. < />< />It was sexy.
  • EE · 1 year ago
    Haha, human hippo. I recently had a post like that. < />< />Some 400 pound dude with 2 teeth grabbed my chest. < />< />It was sexy.