DISQUS

Dick · 2 years ago

You are an evil, evil man. I just did two major presentations today in balmy Salt Lake City (insert egg/sidewalk joke here). I've presented for years, but your Turd Techniques are amazing.< />< />I plan to share this out with my young presenters as a best practice. And I'll tell them it came from an Ambulance Driver, the person that I'd want handling my flabby middle-aged body (well, you know what I mean) when I'm in the ditch face down.

kingmagic · 2 years ago

Sounds like a "Close Encounter of the Turd Kind!"< />< />Devilish instructional techniques there AD.

SpeakerTweaker · 2 years ago

Oh. My. God.< />< />I've got a couple guys at work that I need to have handled in just such fashion.< />< />Ever think of taking up high-end audio/video instruction?< />< />Just a thought.< />< />< />< />tweaker

Hammer · 2 years ago

Beautiful. Handled perfectly

born_yesterday · 2 years ago

Good job AD. We've been missing you here though :)

Fyremandoug · 2 years ago

Dude you are the Maestro, My EMT instructer one time told a student if they were going to act like a Turd just go out and lay in the grass with the rest of the fecal< />material

armed_and_christian · 2 years ago

And this is the problem with becoming entrenched in your one specialized field of study: you not only become a know-it-all, legend-in-your-own-mind tool, but you forget how to deal with patients of other sorts who present with S/Sx different from what you are used to. < />< />Well done, AD. Since it'll be a while before we make it back down to Louisiana to visit my wife's family, why don't you come up to Indy and conduct a couple Audit & Review classes?

Divemedic · 2 years ago

I would tell you that I ignore the videos and, you know, TEACH. < />< />I would tell you that nearly every student likes that better than video instruction.< />< />But that would require me to tell you that AHA doesn't approve. The would also make it necessary to point out that we don't do that, because AHA doesn't approve.< />< />I don't have to tell you that.< />< />It can be our secret.

JeRRTep · 2 years ago

OMFMind! after a very brutal 12 hrs on the floor running by very behind off catering to the whiny a** needs of all the crabby family members and my patients, I come home to hear pretty poopy news from my 14 y/o of her deadbeat daddy getting drunk last night and letting my 16 y/o unlicensed daughter drive his drunk a** home with my 14 y/o in the car as well, I needed that laugh!! and I mean you made me Laugh Hysterically!!!< />I'm sick, very sick of the Know-it-all's who time after time prove they know absolutely nothing!!!< />YOU ARE MY HERO OF THE EVENING!< />GO AD! you rock man!

Epijunky · 2 years ago

As a somewhat timid type (at times, I'm working on it), I have to stand up and clap :)< />< />Now if you could use the Turd Technique on my I/C, I'd elevate you to Sainthood.< />< />Thanks for the great read!

Babs RN · 2 years ago

Heh heh. Sweeeeeeet.

Brendan · 2 years ago

Great job AD. Unfortunately, I'm in a glass half-empty kind of mood. Ergo, I come to the conclusion that she'll find some other shmuck's class that she can skate through and get a certification that has no basis in actual learning. < />< />But it won't be on your license!

USS Ben USN (Ret) · 2 years ago

What a turdzilla that snurse was!< />< />No offense to Godzilla, of course.< />< />Well done, btw! Glad she didn't clog up the toilet on the way out.

CrankyProf · 2 years ago

I love it when you can boost antoher timid student's self-esteem, and get a sacker to admit that they weren't listening.< />< />Job well done!

StarfuryZeta · 2 years ago

I loved the technique. Sure beats bringing a clue-by-four to class.

Loving Annie · 2 years ago

Very good, AD, very good. Put her in her place with exqusiite skill and scorn that cannot be complained about ! < />Ah yes, the joys of eliminating the bad turds without having once had to swear at them or lose one's temper !< />< />I promise if I ever take one of your clsses it'll be because I WANT to ! < />And I will pay homage to your wise instructor-dom with fresh baked goods and attentive gazes of humble adoration in your direction.< />< />p.s. I'm glad you enjoyed my blog post the other day ! Thank you for the nice comment !< />It was so much fun writing it -- and getting the re-awakeneed naughty side of me back out of the closet, that I've started an erotica blog... *bombshell news delivered and accompanied by very angelic innocent look*< />< />I'd love it if you came to visit !< />< />It's called 'Mhmmm Yes I Love That', and can be found at :< />http://www.yesilovethat.blogspot.com < />< />Hope that are scheduled for a day or two off to catch up on your rest, one of the other instructors is back to help teach the class, you get to see KatyBeth, and that you have a good Tuesday !< />< />Genuinely,< />Loving Annie

Jay G · 2 years ago

idea for a blog post...

Billy Sparks · 2 years ago

I will admit when you are required to hear the same lecture for the 400th time it is boring but I try to keep my mouth shut because someone in the room might be on there first time. That is unless I really know the instructor at which point try to liven the class up with "interesting" answers.

Scoob · 2 years ago

I knew I was in for a good one as soon as I read "medeival on the heifer". Bravo.

mielikki · 2 years ago

A good one. Though I was a little unnerved, as TSM are my initials, in "real" life. . .

Sarah · 2 years ago

I think that I have it a little better when I teach. My bad students just fall asleep or wait until they're out of class, and *supposedly* out of my hearing to complain about how they didn't need that instruction. I try to be gracious when a few days later they come to me and ask me how to do the very task I was trying to teach. Management frowns on the slap upside the head approach!

phlegmfatale · 2 years ago

well done!

John · 2 years ago

OK dude- I have to do this-< />I know you have more awards than SC and LA has Mediciad Patients but I have to pass on the Reflective Bloggers Award to you. Please see my site later this evening for details. You'll never really know how much you helped initally AD so enjoy it my friend!< />< />Should be up later this evening and definitely before nights end.< />< />John

Cinnkitty · 2 years ago

Dude! Okay.. you must have been channeling my way becauase I swear I was doing pretty much the same thing with someone at work yesterday! Okay.. yours was medical and mine computer..but still...< />< />Rock on AD!! Keeping sending those "smack down" vibes my way. :)

Christina · 2 years ago

Outstanding work as usual, AD.< />I enjoyed every word.< />Except turd.

Loving Annie · 2 years ago

Good Thursday morning , AD !